CG: THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU LONELY BASEBLOCKDWELLERS ASK US INVASIVE AND INAPPROPRIATE QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR PERSONAL LIVES IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO COMPENSATE FOR THE WELL SCULPTED VOID CARVED OUT OF YOUR RESPECTIVE EXISTENCES BY THE HAMMER THAT IS A LACK OF PURPOSE AND THE CHISEL THAT IS AN ABUNDANCE OF SOCIAL INADEQUACY.
EB: or you could ask us about pizza.
EB: which would you rather hear more about, karkat's weird horn polishing rituals or me talking about pizza?